cats are the new dogs

fact.

EUW.

why are computer/i.t. technicians always fucking creepy?
and always badly dressed?

GENERAL INSPIRATION 09

....so now that we are in the midst of a global recession..here is what im thinking for kinda general inspiration 09 till we dig ourselves out of the poor house.

think:

french orphans
orphan annie
child labour
the great depression
the industrial revolution
soot
chimney sweeps
womans suffrage
tenement buildings
italian immigrants
ellise island
and as always heroin chic


its all about lots of layers.....heavy heavy heavy clothing......coarse fabrics..... think sailors, but not sexy / gay...more like wizened and heartless.......no facil hair, just soot......soot is to be used like foundation...fuck it use it instead of rouge, eye liner, all of that stuff. all you need is soot from here on out.

only family heirlooms will be acceptable, if it hasnt been in your family for two generations......its not stylish this season.

food wise im thinking lots of starch, and clear soups....as always " skinny is inny ".

also no smiling.

fuck

who wants to donate to my boob jab fund??
2800 (uk).

autumn 09 concept (in addition)

im so into hair at the moment (see margielas jacket).. im going to an antiques fair this week to see if i can get me some victorian mourning jewellery (made from dead peoples hair). i think this would go wonderfully with martins inspiration below

oh yeah

this shit totally works... ive had like 2 milkshakes all day.

BOOB JAB

im going for my consultation this evening.

i want them to be the fattest thing on my body. im taking amanda in as my source of inspiration for the surgeon.

NEW DEFINITION OF FAT

ive decided to expand the definition of fat, no longer does it just include those people with what i like to call "mountain dew" bodies, but it also will now include muscular people. basically it needs to be used when referring to anyone that doesnt wear extra small and have bellow a thirty waist (men).


SKINNY IS INNY

think

slim
slight
slender
svelt

R.I.P. SCARVES.

There i said it.

ive been bumpn these wonderful accessories for years now.
recently, they have gotten oh sooooo mainstream.
there are just to many people wearing(i use the term loosely) them.
i mean i feel embarrassed, for these victims.
if you have to try just go get a live snake and stop pussy footing.

Sooo now, as a conciliation, im going to offer up some winter 09 neck accessory inspiration:




effortless.

BRYANBOY

my new favourite gaysian

www.bryanboy.com

BATHING IN LA MER

this is the only thing getting me through the week.

BLAH-DA

the only interesting thing that happened at prada in milan was bruno storming the runway.

speaking of milan i saw a model being sick in the d&g restaurant the friday before fashion week.

HAIR CAPE

i love this tasty hairy little offering from margiela this week. in the words of big marty, amaze.

perf.

ridic.

i may go to the weave shop saturday and make a black haired one... i cant wait until spring.

I WAS THERE FIRST

i bought my rubber leggings from the sex shop 'frisky business 69' 2 weeks ago.

i ordered the latex shiner last week and it arrived thursday.

i introduced my rubber legs to the world on the friday.

posh wore the thigh boots on the friday night, paris on the saturday.

fuck you both i was there first.

PRADAPHILE IS LAUNCHED

how long until you hate us?